[Day by n°2] Catch 23

 

Catch 23 is when you catch 1 more than catch 22.

For example tonight I want to say to my girlfriend that she is pregnant.

It's not funny for her headache.

Tonight I hit a small bamboo with my car, O mean a small Bambi - not cool. Is karma for wanting to make joke.

O doesn't want to kill bamboo. Karma police.

Hoogle this shit 'ruhebarb', it's a fish. 

O have to put separate jokes in lines for you to snort. Not funny.

To get out of a maze, always go right (or left)

To go in circles always go right (or left)

Coincidence the coin favours your addicted head

What are you addicted to? Me writing jokes ok

Talk later 

PS. If you don't get me, get #4TT